to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to touch your toes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!