the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to die on command.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to get married

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!