- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to die on command.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to eat socks

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The ability to die instantly

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The ability to poop glue.

Pointless Super Powers