the power to catch em' all

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to block your own powers

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!