- Pointless Super Powers

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to smell whore

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to smell water.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!