The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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the ability to levitate

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to break bones at will.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power of women's rights.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!