- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the power to make faces at the blind

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

the power to read your own mind

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to swim on land.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to be asleep while in bed

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Pointless Super Powers