the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to die

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to have no power

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to block your own powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!