The power of 12% levetation

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to like justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!