- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make your nipples dissappear

the ability to levitate

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power of hindsight

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to read your own mind

The power to make everything worse

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

Pointless Super Powers