The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to see through clear glass.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!