The power to never come into existence

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!