The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!