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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The ability to be heard in space

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!