the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to be normal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!