The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to get extra homework

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to eat socks

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the power to hovertate

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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the power to enter a coma.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!