- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to make faces at the blind

the power to read your own mind

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to wish you had a power

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to ignore useful information

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

Pointless Super Powers