Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to block your own powers

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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75% levitation

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Vanilla scented blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!