The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!