- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to think oppositely

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

Pointless Super Powers