- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to be a snail

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to rotten food.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

teleport to the place where you stand

Nothing

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to have no superpower

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

Pointless Super Powers