the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!