The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!