The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the ability to levitate

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!