the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power of hindsight

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power to walk on land.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to predict the present

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The power to read this.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!