- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

To be able to generate cancer at will

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to be missed when present.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

lol

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

Pointless Super Powers