the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Nothing

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to hovertate

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!