Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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To have the power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!