The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to pee while standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!