- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the ability to levitate

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to read your own mind

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

Pointless Super Powers