- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to be poor for life

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to kill someone with a knife

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The power to be blind

Pointless Super Powers