The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The Power to Power

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to die

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!