The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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being black

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to swim on land.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to misspell

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to get hard at will.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to not do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!