To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

the power to smell like ham

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!