The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to become translucent

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to release the bogus

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to absolutely nothing

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!