- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to get wider by eating junk food

ability to run very fast forever

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to divide by zero

The power to have gravity.

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to get hurt without a break.

Pointless Super Powers