The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to control mealworms

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

the power to walk on land.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to be a common person

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to not do it.

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!