The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the power to control nothing

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!