The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!