The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to die at will

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!