The power to always know the exact time.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!