The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to get arrested

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to not have a superpower

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!