ability to run very fast forever

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!