- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being only half invisible.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to smell whore

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to morph into yourself

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to die when you get old

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

Pointless Super Powers