The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!