- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

the power to any ugly person love you.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the power to get sick

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power to turn food into shit

The power to die

The power to sneeze scissors

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Pointless Super Powers