The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!