the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to never get drunk

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To pee standing up.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to create powers

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!