- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

to be shitty

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to live,but only when you are dead

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

make youself dumb

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

Pointless Super Powers