The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to become black!

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power of being pointless

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!