the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to eat food.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!