- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to make a pint a gallon

De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

The power to summon cops to arrest you

The power to ejaculate

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to urinate in mouth.

to make your bowel work backwards

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

Pointless Super Powers