The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to create powers

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!