the ability to type slower.

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Super-slowness

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!