The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to fail

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to be wrong

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!