the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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Taekwondo

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to shed hair

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The ability to swim in water.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to see through air.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!