The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to not exercise.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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X ray vision on chairs

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to die.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!