The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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the power to be powerless

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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A good Kisser

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!