The power to burn the sun.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to shed hair

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to turn into random objects

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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power to fart through your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!