The power to die at will.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!