The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see when people fart.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!