The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

the power to fart the alphebet

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the power to do sit on your couch all day

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

thumb_up thumb_down +69

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to have knowledge of your power.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

thumb_up thumb_down +132

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

thumb_up thumb_down +130

To be able to summon old people

thumb_up thumb_down +128

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!