Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to ride a bike

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!