the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!