power to kill dead ppl.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to breathe

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!