the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to predict the present

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to to think less

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to not see ads

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!