the power to create bad superpowers

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!