The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!