The power of not knowing

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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Stop clapping

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to die at will

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to see air

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to move something right next to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!