the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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A healing punch

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The power to eat food.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to be able to blow air

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to be yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!