- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat ass.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

the power to eat when your hungry

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The abilty to go through water.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to science.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

the power to get in the van

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to control sloths

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

Pointless Super Powers